Rhythm of Conversation

What if each of us had conversations according to our field of employment. Reggae DJs would have the worst of it I think. They would have to pull up and rewind selector for each phrase at least three times,never finish a topic of conversation because they would have to crossfade the next topic halfway into the current one and the number of glasses,plates and airhorns they would have to have on their person at all time would be ridiculous. Not to forget the obligatory namedrop every 15 seconds.